Day 1 Log!
Time Spent Writing: Three hours.
Terms invented: thrash banjo
Favourite Phrase: “getting drunker than a Toronto mayor”
Lessons learned: I do not give fucks where anything happens. This thing reads like a play. I do not, at all, understand human beings or their behaviour.
I should keep writing, but consider withdrawing from humanity for fear that they may discover I am not one of them. Also, I do not deserve to read books, nor to claim that I understand how they work in the slightest.